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Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.
Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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post mastication turbulence

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.
by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010
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masticate

It means grind or chew. But Louis Tomlinson in the fan fic "Ankles and Awkwardness" (on wattpad) thinks it's masturbate hahah
"You really don't want to masticate that Lou." Harry said and Gemma snorted from the table.
by larrie directioner May 23, 2021
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Masticate my Mast

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast
by Clitresort February 19, 2024
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Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self defined. A town on Long Island that is considered the “ghettoist” of them all. Has it’s own IG @only_in_mastic where you can preview all the “ghetto shit” that goes on down there. A once beautiful sea side town turned inside out by drugs, white boy wannabe “thugs”, and a complete “white trash” breed of their own. “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” is full of backstabbing trash bag whores named Alyssa Taverna who is a “cum guzzler” and now houses David J. D’amore I I who put the “Swindle” in “Swindlehurst” him being there now is not doing Mastic any better. Can a town this bad get any worse? Yasss! The reservation aka: “tha Rez” is where you hear gun shots and can score pretty much anything, yes including cheap gas and cigs.
Put on your Kevlar we are heading into “the no go zone” “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic where literally ANYTHING can happen including Bully Joel the famous bull that took a run through the town of Mastic lmfao people are “Drastic” they are “Spastic” and obviously from “Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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Mastication

1. French: nom féminin: Action de mâcher, de mastiquer

2. English: noun: Of relating to the act of cunnilingus
It is of most elegance and fine dining, that my boyfriend and I engage in the usual mastication, on weekends for date night.
by Packets December 25, 2022
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Masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024
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