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Masshole

An overtly religious person who thinks it's acceptable to behave like a complete asshole because they have just been to mass and therefore god has absolved them of all their sins, giving them carte blanche to act like a total shithead.
I'm sick of these Massholes parking across my driveway every Sunday!
by WalterWhite52 July 13, 2015
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Masshole

One who thinks they are a great friend because they took the time to send a mass text to everyone in their address book a generic holiday greeting.
''Aw, look! Deric sent me a 'Happy New Year!' text! Isn't that special?''

"Don't get too excited. He sent that to over 200 people. He's just being a masshole."
by Boffo the Wonder Sheep January 13, 2010
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Masshole

A rectum that has the capacity to accommodate the testicles of a black male human.
Balls in da Ass, Dick in da Pussy! Dis bitch got a masshole!
by Jake Nero June 23, 2006
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Masshole

Combination of two words- major & asshole
by Monarch Beauty August 4, 2012
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masshole

a correlation of words derived from "Mass texting asshole". Used towards people who abuse mass texting for events and holidays.

Massholes are usually people who are too insincere and lazy to send out individualized text messages
i.e. - A mass text in the form of:
"Happy (insert holiday here)!"
"I have a table at (insert club here)! Would love for you to come. Can you pull through?"

People who send these are massholes!
by Phamarama February 16, 2010
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Masshole

Someone Who Masses Nonstop With No Regards To Other Peoples Feelings.
~Josh~: *M* Lawl.
-Damien-: Dude stop with the rubbish massing, I'm trying to concentrate.
~Josh~: On what? wanking urself off to gay porn?
~Josh~: Lawl. owned.
~Josh~: *M* Lawl, look at this nub I owned.
-Damien-: Dude stop with the rubbish massing, I'm trying to concentrate.
~Josh~: On what? wanking urself off to gay porn?
~Josh~: Lawl. owned.
-Damien-: Omg, there was no need for that.
~Josh~ *M* Lawl.
-Damien-: Wow. Ur such a masshole.
by -Damien- October 25, 2006
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masshole

a person who takes IT up the ass in large quantities often in a ritualistic way buy group gang bang and while lying in ones own bed.
that gal misty sure is a masshole, yeah she had a gang bang orgy style with 7 or 8 guys lined up to take a crack at the back door last night.
by nick April 7, 2005
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