puddle muscles

slang for a woman's vagina, usually one that is tight and wet.

I Love when My girl's puddle muscles contract when she starts to cum.

by getcombowned February 17, 2014

muscle head

Male (or female) body builder whose only concern in life is bigger muscles. Usually implies little-no brain activity.

John is a complete muscle head, nice to look at but nothing upstairs.

by Xavier2 January 17, 2007

Net Muscles

Perceived increase in confidence, machismo, bravado, strength, cage-fighting abilites (etc.) from a public chat room or IM user based PURELY upon the anonymity of the "tough talker" to the person they are "tough talking to".

A 6-foot, 130lb. dork threatening to "kick your ass" when you disagree with his opinion on the relevance of Linux, Firefox, Open Source, Dungeons and Dragons or whatever other lame activity the "net muscled" geek in interested in.

"The dork is using his Net Muscles to bully the chat room into agreeing with him."

by WebPhenom February 17, 2006

molson muscle

A Canadian term meaning "Beer Belly"
Molson, of course, is a brand of beer commonly drank and celebrated in Canada.

Rob: Yo, did you see that guy at the bar? He was fat!
Bob: Nah, dude, that ain't fat. That's a Molson Muscle!

by molsonman January 3, 2009

Love muscle

penis, cock, wang, dong, member, tool, wee-wee, schlong, dick, weiner, pee-pee, meat flute, meat, salami, peter, johnson, schooner, john henry, schmuck, sword, magic wand, wang, wanger, wang-a-lang, ding-gong, dong, package, man candy, ding-a-ling, putz, pud, bone, bit, pendejo, verga, pulo, hot dog, sausage, hot beef injector, heat-seeking missile, one eyed snake, snake, vicar, man meat, organ, cheeseburger, smegmatic, twig and berries, dirty bit, tube steak, ant eater, third leg, kilbasa, trouser snakr, trouser flute, kick stand, seamen straw, little bald monk, tallywhacker, thingie, wank, wanker, willie, mickie, dip stick, dork, george bush.

My love muscle needs flexing.

by Matt Pat December 30, 2004

O Muscle

The muscle in a woman's tummy that contracts during an O.

Dude: Is that a six pack?
Chick: No, it's a highly toned O Muscle.

by B.B. Smith October 20, 2008

Musclegut

When a person is fat or has a bit of a belly but is actually significantly strong.

Person 1:Man that kid is big.

Person 2: Yeah but he's got that 'musclegut'

by CdB127 January 10, 2012