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by Matt Pat December 30, 2004
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A guy's penis most likely the most used muscle of a guys body
Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!
by SlopNChop April 26, 2017
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dick,cock,schlongect. the long dangly thing in between his legs... or between a tranny's legs
She stroked his love muscle until it stood up with excitement
by Jenna June 13, 2004
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The Muscles involved in sexual acts/intercorse.
"She firmly gripped his Love Muscle, and proceed to milk its frothy innerds."
by Davis December 30, 2003
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love muscle means your heart

it does not mean penis,

reason one, it is not a muscle (blood is pumped into it when you get a hard on)

reason two, when a person means love people generally say it comes from the heart (or thats where the term comes from "oh i love you with all of my heart")

there is a song on american pie called "love muscle" it is about emotions and feeling not about cock/sex

seriously it is not penis.
mark; laura dumped me

tom; to bad dude, you looked great together

mark; yeah true, ...... my love muscle hurts


person; i love you with all my love muscle
by moooooooooooooooooooooooooose December 01, 2010
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the muscle up the vaginal opening used to grip the penis and may become tight
gunit/i smell pussy - "love muscle feel tighter then a head lock"
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An unfortunate nickname for a scrawny guy who doubles over and shudders uncontrollably when he laughs.
Robert, a.k.a. the love muscle, gets all red and begins to shudder like he is 'gasm-ing whenever I tell him that joke.
by JohnK May 19, 2005
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