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NHS MARTIAL

NHS Martial refers to a period of time during lockdown when Antony Martial was best striker in the premier league. Helping Manchester United secure their champions league place.
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Martial

Positive, chill, up for a power nap anywhere
Don't be so negative, bring some good energy Martial
by Whyouwill November 24, 2021
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Jean-Martial

Jean-Martial is usually a very tall guy. Like very very tall.
He is smart, funny, and has a very dark humor.
Most people cannot pronounce his name but luckily, he doesn't really mind.

Every body loves Jean-Marie
Jean-Martial ? You mean that crazy son of a bitch ? Oh yes I like him a lot.
by MaMieJu February 27, 2025
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Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.
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martial arts manlet

The martial arts manlet is a minuscule and utterly insignificant manlet, who has, in an absolutely futile attempt at overcoming his insurmountably devastating manletism, hilariously decided that in order to bolster his notoriously fragile self-esteem and in a laughably delusional effort at competing with the towering manmores that terrify him, he should pursue an ill-fated career in martial arts. Closely related to the stubby and microscopic, gym coping manlet pit dweller, the overcompensating martial arts manlet can often be found engaging in mortifying public catfights with other martial arts manlets, throwing a hissy fit after being bullied by other children or crying bitter tears of manlet rage after having once again been soundly and easily defeated by a laughing manmore. Willfully ignorant of the plainly obvious truth that no amount of time wasted by bodybuilding or sparring will change the fact that he is a dwarfishly stunted, elflike and inherently effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison, the Napoleon complex-driven martial arts manlet personifies peak manletism.
Lol, why is that spandex wearing turbo-manlet twirling around beneath that table lamp while blasting Short People over there? I think the silly martial arts manlet is shadow-boxing. Eye of the Manlet. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024
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Martial

A guy whose talented but doesn’t have the most girls. When he meets new girls he could easily get attached because Of their connection. May have trust issues but when he meets the right person he’ll let his guard down
Hey look at how Martial is happy and laughing cuz of her
by eeeee1 July 12, 2022
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