marriage

A big fucking joke. Also see love, which also is a big fucking joke.

After six months the two Hollywood sars ended their marriage.

by Hopeless Romantic May 4, 2004

marriage

is the death of sex.

"Marriage is not the death of love; it is the death of sex." - W Allen

by fafalouie December 5, 2003

marriage

A union of two lovers.

Those two guys love each other. Hopefully Bush won't try to ban their marriage.

by MiamiFinFan4Life June 28, 2004

marriage

See definition for FAILURE

Use your imagination it's marriage.

by SuperSanchez September 21, 2005

marriage

MEANINGLESS; if people believed in the unification of two people, then there would not be a concept practiced known as DIVORECE.

1. Marriage is a poor attempt to be socially acceptable by the high-class.

2. Benefits=the only good thing you get out of marriage.

by MadamJo August 14, 2004

marriage

A monogamous bond between a man and a woman recognized by God.

Henry and Sarah have decided to get married, and only make love to each other for the rest of their lives.

by D. Anderson August 10, 2005

marriage

A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.

Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.

Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.

Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.

Malcolm and Rebecca were united in marriage. Bruce and Donald were not.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005