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marble peach

a perfect female butt, smooth and round, without blemish or wrinkle, as if sculpted in marble.
At first I did not understand what it was she wanted. But she bumped her behind against me until I realized that was what I was being offered, a marble peach.
by Max C. Webster, III November 19, 2012
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Meghan Markle

I’m so hard done by. I should force more irrelevance into peoples lives because I’m Meghan Markle and I can’t go a day without being in the news with more of my entitled views.

Don’t be a Meghan.
by Dawsy January 7, 2023
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Maple~

Yo, I just saw Maple~ in H Party last night, it was craaazy.
by Anon Tree January 16, 2023
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The Markle Touch

The exact opposite of the Midas touch.

Turning something good into absolute shit.
"Wow, she turned that prince into a frog. She's got the Markle touch."
by tressymlouise February 19, 2021
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Marble House

To ejaculate in your partner and let it harden to the point their orifice looks like a house made out of marble.
Cool Guy 1: Dude, I totally marble housed this girl last night!
Cool Guy 2: WOW. Very cool! Let’s make a rock band to commemorate this event!
Cool Guy 1: Yes! Let’s name the Marble House!
Cool Guy 2: Yes.
by MarbleHouse420 March 7, 2020
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Thomas Markle

A father who lies about his youngest daughter, Meghan Markle, for money.

A father who repeatedly trashes his daughter then asks how he can fix their relationship.
A faker of medical emergencies.
Thank God my dad is nothing like Thomas Markle!
by Blood Sister October 6, 2023
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Maple Milk

Milk produced by a lactating Canadian man.

Most commonly used as the goop they put on poutine and as an alternative for soy.

It is often thick and gluelike, the consistency and volume depending on the T levels of the Canadian man producing the milk, lower T usually equates to higher yields and richer sauce.

Canadian betamales produce the highest grade milk when being analy sodomized by a woman using a strap-on phalus and receiving cock and ball torture simultaneously. This method is called Patookinee and creates a product with a gobsmacking syrup-like stickiness and taste.

The milk produced north of Saskatoon exits the nipples as thin frozen shards, known as Chibuck Nuggets or Chibougeri if you’re a dirty French. Milking Chibuck is described as an intense euphoric agony.
“I heard you met the prime minister! Please tell me you exchanged you maple milk”

“Maple milk eh.”

“My girlfriend cheated on me eh, gonna go maple milk myself and hope she takes me back tomorrow.”

“Oh I’m sorry about that, didn’t mean to squirt ya, just as you walked by I saw a Muslim migrant holding hands with my wife and I guess I got a little exited...”
“Oh fine fine, I shouldn’t’ve walked through your blast radius, but frankly I’m just amazed that your maple milk managed to shoot out two metres through your shirt!”
“Well yeah, that’s the power of progress...
**O Canada crescendos in the background**

knowing my wife is zer own person, that I don’t own zer body... it’s just... it’s- uh-oh! I feel it coming again! QUICK grab a bowl of poutine! This is good shit right here, I don’t wanna waist it!”
“Ah! All I’ve got is this doughnut, unbutton your shirt and lets glaze this beaut!”
by Resicoi August 3, 2019
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