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market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.
"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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market square day

a day in Portsmouth, New Hampshire when all the lovely liberals (i <3 liberals!!) of the secaost get together and listen to music and eat smothies and stuff. much fun, lots of street vendors.
"i got these sweet berkenstocks at market square day last year"
by No soup for you April 20, 2005
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Market Moonsoon

1. A rare, massive "Short Squeeze" event in the financial market that is devastating enough to completely bankrupt large hedge funds negatively affected by it, creating a broader impact across the market where many securities sharply fall in price while others rise dramatically in price.

Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).

In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.
Toxic Hedge Funds and Market Makers caused a Market Moonsoon after the fraudulent trade practice of "naked shorting" $GME backfired when retail investors bought and held the stock, causing $GME's price to reach astronomical levels while the price of many other securities held by the toxic market participants crashed while they were forcibly liquidated after being defaulting.
by HCMF_MaceFace July 3, 2021
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market fresh

fresh as it can get from/at a market.
These tomatoes are market fresh.
by bread infection November 28, 2009
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Market Garden

Deviant Sexual Manoevre #47

This is when you interrupt a blowjob by jamming a finger or two in her asshole. Wiggle them around a bit, and then poke them in her mouth.
"Last Night I performet the old 'Market Garden"
by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 1, 2005
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market rent girlfriend

A girlfriend who does not have down syndrome or who does not require mobility assistance (wheelchair, walker).
I got lonely in my loft apartment. So I browsed backpage and found a market rent girlfriend for the night. I will have to meet her downstairs, then stare at her booty while she climbs up to my apartment.
by ThisIsMe01 November 17, 2017
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market correctional facility

During a market correction, the psychic prison to which those normally on the 'outside' are sentenced. The farther stock prices fall, the smaller, darker and colder their corner offices appear, and the more desperately helpless they feel.
Watching stock prices plunge, for reasons beyond anyone's control, the new prisoner confronted his fear of being forced to live like all the other poor inmates, locked in the market correctional facility for life, his one-percenter's luxuries a fading dream of the golden past.
by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020
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