Mariano

Marianos are very nice, funny and smart people. They're kinda shy but once in the mood of talking you can't shut them up. Pretty easy to get along. Not really open to share feeling and shit, but you can find them always thinking about an imaginary Oasis's reunion and food. You will definitely fall for them, especially with the long lashes and messy hair. I did. They're awesome.

-Hey, how would you describe a person who is funny as hell and sexy at the same time?
-Well, that really sounds like describing a Mariano.

by Mulaneslamejor February 11, 2018

de mariano

a sexy beast; the bloodline of the biggest mafioso family in italy

Person 1: the de mariano is in town!
Person 2: hide all your belongings!!

by jidusleftball April 1, 2024

Dirty Mariano

When you drove over a Person with your car to Split them in half, so you can fuck the Persons ass and the mouth at the same time. After you came you can watch your come coming out of their guts if you want.

Last night I saw a guy doing the dirty Mariano on the Streits.

by The dööörty dirty Sprite man March 21, 2021