A combination (or portmanteau) of the words "moist", "ass", and "barf" all in one. It pretty much means poop or diarrhea, but with a funnier sounding word.
Person 1) "I totally just marfed on your birthday cake!"
Person 2) "That's okay. Maybe we can eat your marf and vomit all over each other!"
Person 1) "Only if you fist me!"
Person 2) "Deal!"
Person 2) "That's okay. Maybe we can eat your marf and vomit all over each other!"
Person 1) "Only if you fist me!"
Person 2) "Deal!"
by Green Bean Boy December 3, 2010

by MREASTMASTER69 December 11, 2009

That motherfucker marfed your prospect.
by Dr. Jrock October 22, 2010

by DJ KRUNCH! October 27, 2007

That humurous fart when it starts out with a pop, immediatley followed by a long high pitched sound ending the fart. Sounds like, "Pow, weeeeeeee"
by Jimbo75 October 3, 2011

by FUCK PETE April 12, 2022
