Manscaping

"I have no idea what this is"
- Jonathan Goldsmith

Even the legend himself has no idea what "manscaping" is.

by JustinBiebersucks July 8, 2010

Manscape

A Human Landscape: an (impressive) landscape shaped by humans and/or human act.

1. Skyline's are no landscape dude, they're manscape!

2. I hope they'll never turn the Grand Canyon into a manscape.

by utreggie December 5, 2010

manscaping

1) Cleaning and grooming the genital area of a man

2) An essential part of any gentleman's - or horny guy's - life

3) Derived from "landscaping" that alters the appearance of land; manscaping alters the appearance of the male genitals

1) "I don't just shower; I manscape. No one likes Bin Laden balls!"

2) "Of course I do a lot of manscaping. She's not going to go down on me if she can't find the tree for the fucking forest!"

3) "Isn't it strange that you'd spend thousands on making your back yard look nice; but you won't spend twenty-bucks on a razor to shave the winter coat off your balls!"

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

manscape mandate

The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.

Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.

by The Playbook Committee April 28, 2014

Manscaping

the art of trimmings one's pubic hair.

I caught a wicked razor burn while i was manscaping.

by Hicksteroozen October 11, 2008

Manscaping

The act of trimming or shaving the male pubic region

"What're you doing?"
"Manscaping"
"..."

by Kymbella November 11, 2013

Maskaphobia

Fear of what your first blind date with social distancing is going to look like without their face mask

The doctor said I’m suffering from Maskaphobia caused from my blind date removing their face mask

by Hailey Comet May 2, 2020