magnus

An adjective to describe someone with the ability to pull the bitches with little to no effort exerted.

I just couldn't get a girl tonight bro. Yeah i guess you weren't magnus enough.

by Turtle Carrot T-Shirt October 28, 2012

mancumber

The male genitilia, The penis

Bill Clinton looked down at his favourite intern eating his mancumber

by BrettS June 25, 2005

Magnús

Magnús is the best guy you will meet, trust me. Because besides being really cute and sweet, he will always be willing to help you whenever you are down or sad. He knows how to make you smile, laugh and be happy :) He is probably the best friend who you can find. You can tell him anything and you know for sure he will not tell anyone. You can be yourself with him, he will not ever judge you. He knows how to give love and make you feel loved. I am pretty sure that when you meet him, you will only want to kiss and hug him all time. He deserves it :)

Mag, YOU ARE THE BEST :)

My mother: Who are you chatting with all time smiling at the screen?
Me: It's Mag, Magnús.
My mother: Oh, now I understand EVERYTHING :O

by SpanishGirl August 31, 2013

Magnum Oafus

An Oaf of truly epic proportions.

Dad, you are complete Magnum Oafus!

by TAD1979 March 22, 2012

Mahnur

A really funny, open minded, laughs a little too much when she's happy, talks too much, very social kind-of-person. Loves The Weeknd and other people who rap. Probably one of the laziest people on earth. Loves her sister more than anything in the world and thinks her sister is the best thing ever. Literally. She won't listen to you unless you have something in it for her. Loves Disney a little too much. Weird, annoying, funny and lazy.

"Woah okay! Stop being a mahnur!"

"But mahnur is nice"

"Exactly but she talks too much because she is too nice"
"Exactly"

by Sanadacool March 6, 2015

MAGNUS

A MOTHERFUCKING UNGODLY SEXY BEAST. HE HAS A HUGE, THROBBING, STIFF-

MAGNUS ALWAYS GETS HEAD

by EPICGAYMER69 October 24, 2019

magnusdrip

magnusdrip is a god amongst men, his first appearance is in Minecraft story mode episode 3:The Last Place You Look,
he appeared to us mortals as a bald man with a green waistcoat with a red bowtie and gold buttons, he also sports navy blue pants and an eye mask

you played minecraft story mode episode 3, did you see magnusdrip?

by magnusdrip March 18, 2021