manischitfaced

Getting drunk at a passover seder.

Nearly impossible off manischewitz.

"Why the fuck do we recline? Does that even make sense? Give me some more hardboiled eggs!"

"What's the matter with him?"

"Don't worry about it. He's manischitfaced."

by Robert Tanchum April 20, 2008

manipulator

Someone who acts in a secret or dishonest way especially for self-gain. Devious.

The manipulators kidnaped the American people and held them hostage.

"We need to invade Iraq because they've developed weapons of mass distruction! Don't worry! We'll save you!"

by trueblue6 November 29, 2011

manipuporn

Manipulating images to make them pornographic, either by positioning figures in obscene positions or by replacing the faces on different bodies engaged in sexual acts.

I cut out Alan Rickman's face and glued it on this picture of Ron Jeremy for my manipuporn collection. That's some hot shit right there.

by Coell September 22, 2005

maniphile

The opposite of a pediphile; a younger person who hits on or likes older people

Teacher: I have a student and I think shes a maniphile. I'm twice her age and I hear she thinks I'm totally banging.

by kanguala January 7, 2010

Manischewitz

the reason why kids always go crazy on holidays with their family.

Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha

Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8

Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel

Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)

20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.

by 809 September 26, 2019

fucking manipulative bitch

a fucking manipulative bitch is a person that lies whenever she opens her mouth. she does and says everything she can to make people feel sympathy and sorry for her (example: lie about a kidney condition). she will turn situations so that they revolve about her and only her. she is going to insult you in every way she can, even wish you death, if you confront her about her actions. a fucking manipulative bitch is also extremely fucking stupid. she is such a bitch, you have to write her name as definition if the word bitch in the dictionary.

rivaille_regrets_ is such a fucking manipulative bitch

by annies._.nose bitch October 21, 2019

Manisha

The embodiment of salt. Takes all the shit that people throw at her and still comes out on top. Pretty awesome person to know.

Stop being such a Manisha.

by Real Nxgga February 18, 2015