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The Basic Bitch Manifesto

The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.
Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.
by lizzzardking November 21, 2021
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A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags
James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto
by Harambeishere July 21, 2018
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Manifesto

Hey, if conservatives got their hands on that school shooter's manifesto, how do we know they didn't tamper with it? And why the school shooter that killed Catholic kids the day after Matt Walsh said he was waging a "holy war" on the trans amd not the other school shooters?
Hym "The manifesto leak didn't say anything about their motivation. They just expressed the vague desire to kill but that isn't motive. So, what did they leave out and why THAT shooter and not the other shooters?
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
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Communist Manifesto

used to describe

a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:

person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.

person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.

Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.
by Sexydimma December 4, 2011
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mario manifesto

The rise of Mario mains in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate; Objectively better than the Falco agenda.
Tryhard: Have you heard of the Falco Agenda? It means that Falco is really good! And it onl . . .
Cool guy: I'm more of a Mario Manifesto man myself. *proceeds to take the tryhard to dunkin donuts.*
by Daman is Dendy November 1, 2022
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Fancy Pants Manifesto

How Individuality scares those who conform to social norms

Coined in Lemon Demon's song of the same name
"That Person is so Different that it annoys me"
"ugh talk about the Fancy Pants Manifesto"
by Glitchboy24 July 10, 2023
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