Maiden Oil

pussy juice

Son: "My finger has a cut!"
Dad: "Stick it in some Maiden Oil!"

by zugzwang3 September 4, 2010

mandem

a term used to address a group of colleagues/friends, or just a group of males in general.

"wagwan mandem"
or
"YOW MANDEM SILENCE IN DI BOMBOCLAUT CLASS"

by niguhbalsz February 6, 2021

iron maiden

1.A british heavy metal band formed in 1976, considered by many to be the best band ever (I agree) however some people just cannot cut the awesome metal sound that is iron maiden, and for that i pity them. There live gigs are the best shows you will ever go to, they are also an influence on almost every heavy metal band in the last 25 years (including metallica).
2. A during device popular during the 1600s (imagine a coffin with nails in it)
3. A british doom metal banded formed in 1964... no really...

1. maiden kicked ass at reading festival
2. take them to the iron maiden!... for torture!
3. wow, didnt know that

by maiden_fan_666 December 28, 2005

John Madden

Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.

Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.

Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.

by Guschdas November 13, 2007

Madden Envy

Madden envy is something known to be an inherited trait that all women have mainly wives, girlfriends, and overprotective moms who hate madden for no dam reason. Madden envy has wide ranging traits but here go the 7 most common

7. constantly nagging you to quit playing the game so you can talk.
6. Walks by room and quickly turns around when they hear "EA Sports Its In The Game" followed by the stare of doom.
5. Similar to number 6 but this time they yell out "OH MY GOD!" In an attempt to voice frustartion
4. Trying to seduce you to have sex with them or focus your attention on them most men in a madden coma ignore whats going on and what could've happen creating more hostility.
3. The third level of anger is when they actually sit in the room and cheer against you and constantly pist you off causing you to lose the game to a madden scrub.
2. The second level of anger is when they call their friends sit in the same room you are playing and try to talk you down with their friends.
1. And the highest level of anger is when they actually make some shit up for you to do when they had no intention of you doing this.

Game: EA SPORTS IT'S IN THE GAME
Woman: I know thats not a mothafuckin game on when you gotta take the trash out?
Male: What trash?
Woman: The trash in the basement and all around the house!
Male: I did that all yesterday remember?
Woman: Don't you got to go to work?
Male: Hell na its saturday!
Woman:(upset) WELL CLEAN THE DAM GAGRAGE AND ATTIC AND GET OFF THAT DAM GAME!
Males friend: Dam bruh thats major madden envy

by madden2010isthetruth August 11, 2009

Iron Maiden

1) A british metal band, easily recognized by Bruce Dickinsons distinct voice and amazing vocal range. Best known songs include Run to the Hills, Number of the Beast and Hallowed be Thy Name. Latest album (as of 2007) was A Matter of Life & Death. Iron Maiden takes their name from the torture device (below).

2) A torture device, where the victim would be impaled from all sides by spikes. Contrary to popular belief, no iron maidens have ever actually been used. The only known non-contemporary model was built in the late 19th century as a hoax.

1) "I heard that Bruce Dickinson rejoined Iron Maiden! Rock on!"

2) "You don't like Iron Maiden? Get in the iron maiden!"

by GenesisDK April 28, 2007

mandelbooty

An extremely fine ass that has a finite volume but infinite surface area.

I was chillin' down at the Math Club when this frosh walked in with the most hellacious mandelbooty. I'm tellin' ya, all I could think about was defining a set of points inside her complex plane.

by Himumu April 24, 2009