mandarin milkshake

When a man urinates on a woman's lactating breasts and administers the act of "motor boating"

My pregnant wife is always very eager to allow me to do the mandarin milkshake on her

by Ace Venture December 19, 2007

Mandarin X

a class for advanced mandarin students

"yo bro, i got into mandarin X !!!"-casey
"brosef, your the biggest loser i know"-homeslice

by homeslice C December 7, 2004

Mandarian Orange

Is when u take an orange and use ur dick as a juicer while ur partner drinks the juice. The mandarians used to do this back in early times because they had hard chodes and ugly women

Hey hun do u want some OJ to go with those pancakes, NO THX I still have left over mandarian orange juice.

by buddy 4 March 4, 2009

Mandarin dick torture

An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.

Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"

by Frosteus October 3, 2018

Mandarin

1) A type of Chinese dialect
2) A type of orange

Example 1: The classes I take include World History, Mandarin, Physics, and Ceramics
Example 2: I hate all fruits except mandarins

by DogwoodLover January 20, 2020

mandarin'd

Past tense of to visit a Mandarin restaurant (a Chinese Buffet chain, located in Southern Ontario).

Last night it was my best friend's birthday, so a bunch of us got together and mandarin'd it up!

by Co-D May 8, 2008

mandarin

dying language. will not be spoken by anyone in 10 years. fewer people are speaking this language every day.

Person1: Hey, what chinese class are you taking?
Person2: I'm taking a mandarin class.
Person1: Did you know that mandarin is a dying language? You better jump ship before you'll be the only person left speaking it. You should take cantonese.
Person2: I thought cantonese was the language of the villager?
Person1: Thats a myth.

by Cantonese Guy July 22, 2009