morning munchies

After a night of getting stoned you wake up and start to eat everything.

We smoked like four bowls of that blue dream then I passed out and when I woke up I had the worst morning munchies

by butterbowl September 16, 2009

manchild

Due to the general acceptance of 'manchild' as an unwanted negative stigma, let me offer an alternative take to the definition. A manchild is not necessarily bad, in fact it can be a good trait. A manchild could come to mean that the person retains childish aspects that are beneficial. For example, the childish aspect of being playful and finding playfulness in everyday sober life is beneficial to one's mental health. It could also imply the male individual retaining the "cute" and "bubbly" aspects from childhood that are often lost in adulthood (because of society's expectations for men to be rational and to hide their emotions). Furthermore, a manchild may still crush on a women and have infatuated feelings for them, and that's perfectly okay.

So in conclusion: manchild..... not a bad thing per se.

Me: Omg, my co-worker is soooo beautiful!! I think I have a crush on her. Like I'm legit obsessed.
Somebody: Are you a manchild? Just ask her out, maybe you'll get to fuck her some day.....
Me: If manchild implies being able to crush on someone, then yes I am. Sigh... why do you always assume that the end goal for everything is sex? Maybe I just like the ephemeral feeling of being infatuated, nothing wrong with that. It's like enjoying the journey more than the destination, you know what I mean?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 19, 2021

Munchie Vampire

A person or creature with red eyes who preys on your food while you sleep, or even while your not looking.

Dude did you eat my cake? Don't be a munchie vampire!

by natethegreat34 December 17, 2008

Fuck munchies

The feeling of emptiness in one's stomach after one has performed sexually (degree of munchies depends on the level of activity)

Wow Katie, that was awesome...hey, can we get a pizza? I got the fuck munchies

by Birdcage June 10, 2008

Manchester United

Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.

Person 1: Which team do you support?
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches

by rohaan's father February 1, 2023

Manchild Drink

50/50 Whiskey & Applejuice

I'd like to order a Manchild drink please.

by Fatmatt January 5, 2014

menchie the cat

simplynailogicals cat menchie. also famous for Menchie gang.

Wow I love Menchie the cat!

by Holosexually December 20, 2017