Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.

“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious

by memes124 April 7, 2021

Milk man

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Person 1: did you watch milk mans new video
Person 2: who?
Person 3: ted idiot.

by Alastair2828 May 24, 2021

Man milk mustache

Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.

Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..

by AZ in the city May 4, 2017

Milk man

The milk man has a glass of “milk” but it is just cum

I am the milk man that’s also not milk

by Wzlee08 August 23, 2022

Milk man

a being who in which snitches/grasses people up if they know they are doing wrong. will try their best to get you in trouble.

karl: hey come rob that shop?

josh: naaa man look in isle three, full of milk men!

karl: we'll come back when the milk man has gone.

by james carlos harper December 15, 2013

mommy milk man

Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.

Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!

by GotBUSH November 21, 2016

Milk man

Enjoyer of sex with men. The term is used to describe men who appear masculine and have a closeted preference of gay sex.

“I prefer sex with men.”
“I’m something of a milk man myself.”

by Ethan Hack June 15, 2024