IMRL Manager

IMRL MANAGER: The marine who tracks specialized test equipment, (imrl gear) for the maintenance departments in all aviation squadrons in the NAVY and Marine Corps. Usually works in Tool Room.
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IMRL MANAGER: The marine assumed to be responsible for EVERYTHING, because no one understands for sure what they do. Most often thought to be associated with tools, HAZMAT, or supply.
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IMRL MANAGER: The hardest working marine in the squadron who is constantly presumed to be a lazy shitbag because no one knows what they do.
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IMRL MANAGER: The marine to blame for everything that goes wrong.

As in . . . .

Marine 1) Hey we broke all these tools for no reason, lets go ask the IMRL Manager to fix it, she's been at work for the last 72 hours but I'm sure she isn't busy.

Marine 2) Hey we didn't make our flight hours this week, it's definately that imrl Manager's fault.

Marine 3) Hey supply hasn't brought us any of the staplers we ordered. Let's complain to the IMRL manager, i think that's part of his job.

by Marine227 August 31, 2010

Football Manager

A computer "game" about managing a football team that can suck the life out of a person. It is quite possibly the only game that can make you feel completely stressed out, pissed off angry like, and exceedingly happy at the same time.

Mr. Beans: "Hmm... I think I'll play an half an hour of Football Manager before bed."

-20 Hours Later-

Mr. Beans: "Oh, motherfuck! I gotta get to work! ...meh." *continues playing*

by adawxawx August 28, 2007

manager

sits in the back room on myspace and facebook, smokes too much, talks on the phone, does little or nothing all day, then tells you what your doing is not being done well enough and gets paid twice as much as you to do it

manager's friend: what did you do at work today
manager: nothing really...

by nathan. August 25, 2007

managers glaze

The managers ejaculation that gets put on food (most likely pancakes or dessert)

“Can I get the iHop pancakes with the managers glaze please”

by Tkey010 November 17, 2022

Parts Manager

Another term for sex partner.

I need to hook up with my Parts Manager.

by WWWebbis February 18, 2011

business manager

that guy who can make any lady's panties drop.

Jeff is a total business manager. The girls are all over him.

by giantpinkrobot April 12, 2013

Manager

A career for losers. Of course I'm talking about store, restaraunt, fast food, and possibly hotel managers. They're the types of people who sit in the back room, smoke cigarettes, and chat all while doing minimal to no work. They then act like their jobs are hard. They get paid to yell at everyone and treat people beneath their position like they're nothing. They also get paid double to triple what everyone else makes for acting like trailer trash basically. Some of them have college degrees while others just got to where they were by kissing up. They are some of the lowest lives on earth, and they are lower than those who they employed. There are some good people with those jobs, but for the most part they're losers. They think they are business men and women, but they are sorely mistaken. Keep in mind that while they don't live in poverty they are not rich either, and most of them have bugs up their asses because they'll be at those lame jobs their whole lives. People beneath their position with heads on their shoulders will end up with better careers than any manager in the long run. Serves them right.

Retail Worker: I'm starting my part time college job tomorrow. I wonder who my dirtbag manager is. Maybe this boss will be one of the rare nice ones who won't be there forever. Who knows?

by TheSmartBigShot December 23, 2009