Maltese falcon

A Maltese sex position that involves 4 people.

Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.

Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.

Hey man, do you and Julia wanna go back to my place. Me and Mary are gonna do the Maltese Falcon and would like you to get involved.

Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!

by Malta Magic May 30, 2018

maltese ring

An act similar to teabagging, where ones asshole is used instead of the ballsack.

She was close so i gave her the old maltese ring.

by dude March 30, 2005

maltese

A Tauren Shaman on the Magtheridon server of World of Warcraft. He was the first shaman on Magtheridon to recieve the Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros. His highest PVP rank is Warlord and in currently an officer of Vexation.

I just got killed by the shaman, his name was maltese.

by onebadpally September 5, 2008

Malteser Moments

When a brunette has a blond moment. For example being Brunett on the outside blond on the inside like a Malteser.

OMG I Just had such a Malteser Moments

maltesermoments Blond moments for brunettes moments malteser

by gingeesmith December 7, 2010

malpenser

It’s a term used to describe the adrenaline or the ghost in Spencer Ikuru, a Nigerian boy.
Also a nickname for people who will turn out great

The malpenser in Spencer is so fascinating

You will turn out great in the future; I can as well call you a malpenser

by Oxford dictionary 1875 February 20, 2020

maltese

Eeyore Puppybutt Esq. is a Maltese. He is a friendly little dog who weighs about 5 lbs and lives in Tampa, FL with his human parents. Eeyore Puppybutt got his law degree within his first year of life, making him quite a unique specimen of the Maltese breed. He loves to give kisses and of course, litigation advice.

"Eeyore Puppbutt Esq. you are mommies little baby Maltese, yes you are, Mommy loves you very much"

Eeyore, since mommy got arrested at the PETA rally she is going to need your legal help, now be a good Maltese and come and bail mommy out of jail.

by Eeyores Mom May 4, 2006

maltese dog

A small, incredibly yappy dog worthy of nothing less than a sharp boot to it's scrunched-up face, luckily sending the little bundle of white matted hair flying incredibly far in a parabolic fashion. Hopefully, a mulcher will be comically positioned at the falling point with the feeding-tube pointing up. It must also be switched on. Thereafter, observe peaceful silence. The maltese dog is an unnatural deviation and is an affront to the Gods.

Person1: what's that bitchy high pitched yapping?

Person2: That'd be the little bitchyap next door - it's a maltese dog

by Maximilian XV April 6, 2007