John Mulaney syndrome

Acts kinda gay but is straight

Tommy: hey bro you act kinda gay sometimes.

Jimmy: Well I actually have John mulaney syndrome!

by Jackson prock September 25, 2020

gums maloney

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

by custodian22 May 26, 2009

Caitlin Maloney

One of the Best Photographer's to come out of Hofstra.

Bob: Is that a original Alberto Korda?

Jesse: No, It belongs to Elliott Erwitt.

Thomas: No you idiot's you are both wrong, It's by Caitlin Maloney!

by Untitledanonymousss October 5, 2009

maloney

a boy who is being rediculous and silly.

"you didn't call me last night."
"yes i did silly maloney!"

by Jasmone' January 17, 2009

mulaney's law

Mildly inconvenienced people, typically white, comparing relatively harmless, "insults," to the n-word. This is in relation to a quote by John Mulaney, which goes, "If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse word."

First, "ok boomer," was controversial, and now I can't say Karen? Mulaney's Law strikes again!

by some_rando_12 April 5, 2020

Mulaney Nation

The best place on earth, a comforting place for all John Mulaney fans, the best at making fancams, my loves.

wow! I really wish I could be a part of Mulaney Nation!

by official river song lover February 15, 2021

Maloney mincer

A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.

I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.

by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022