Mahoney

typically a short man, whom you're not certain is either giving sly look or just has a persistent squint.

Legend among men, but unfortunately has an anus the size of a dinner plate *
Enjoys a munch on phallic shaped objects, but you'll look past it in hopes he'll come to terms with his selective eating.

"Can't go out for dinner with a Mahoney ever again"
"Ikr too many penises on one plate"

by Cheeseburgs August 15, 2017

Mahoney

Cop, policeman. The Fuzz.

I can't believe you're dating a mahoney.

by Pmh82 July 25, 2019

Mahoney cannoe

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it and using it as a dildo

The woman used her Mahoney Cannoe to pleasure herself.

by Lethalbutters December 12, 2023

michael mahoney

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

by mthgrll97 October 25, 2017

Mahoney’s Podium

The act of being fellated while making eye contact with someone who has no idea it’s happening.

I was totally stood at Mahoney’s podium this morning, looking out of the window, the postman had no idea, but we locked eyes… and he smiled.

by Studio8steve May 23, 2021

Brendan Mahoney

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down

My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.

by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025

Zara O Mahoney

A nice girl.

The word Zara O Mahoney comes from the urban household defined as a nice girl

by Lucy727462 April 20, 2021