Joel Magee

A self made Billionaire with over 7b followers on Instagram. An upcoming meme.

Dude, look! it's Joel Magee himself!! He might give us some free cars when he gets off his private jet.

by Dashwuff0 February 3, 2021

Magic Time

When your boss/manager/superior leaves early for the day thus giving you an opportunity to also finish work early without getting caught.

Quick, let's go, it's magic time!
Look who's leaving, it's magic time!

by AlexisC March 11, 2012

the magic words

"Please", "Thank you", and "Step-off Bitch"

Never forget to use the magic words

by RockLucker69 May 22, 2016

The magic School bus.

A fictional show that's been around for awhile. The show is basically about a teacher with hair at least 10 feet and students that practically live on a magical school bus. What I mean is that the kids and the teacher Mrs.Frizzle only stay in the classroom for like 30 seconds and then they leave on the bus. They usually go in people, plants, etc. It's kinda like my bus with their conversations.

ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoOoOoO

by OofBanana January 4, 2019

magic shit

To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.

Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.

"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".

by Ritchie May 1, 2004

Magic Miked

A verb to describe an action of a male with a desire to turn into a stripper to make their special someone feel good.
Typically performed by more dominant males, who understand the fantasies women have while watching the movie "Magic Mike"

This song is so hot, it makes me want to Magic Mike her.

Guurrll, that bitch over there is getting Magic Miked, I wish my man would do that to me.

"Are you alright Jessica? You look like you're stuck in the clouds"

"I'm fine, I got Magic Miked last night. Can't think straight, it was so sexy"

by Hee heee July 5, 2018

mommy magic

The magical, comforting, calming, warm, healing, love that know one else gives you like your mommy. This works no matter how old you are.

I was sick, crying and feeling so down that only mommy magic would help.

by Oboenancy May 20, 2010