mr. mackey

one of the funniest south park characters, mostly because he's exactly like all Health education teachers ever. he goes in circles about how drugs and drinking is bad, along with sex education, without explaining anything, because he has no idea. It's hilarious to watch, especially if you're in a health class currently, and can make the comparison

Mr. mackey on drugs:
"drugs are bad, m'kay, so, if you do drugs, you're bad, m'kay, because drugs are bad. they can hurt your body, m'kay, cause drugs are bad, m'kay...

Mr. mackey, on sex education:
"So then the man puts his penis... he puts his penis..."
*kyle* "haven't you ever had sex before?"
"of course i have, it's just been a while. lets see, i'm pretty sure he puts his penis... dang it, where did i put that thing???"

by Chef aid April 23, 2007

Meet one's maker

to die, to perish(origin unknown)

Hero: I am the best of warriors this world has known, you will never defeat me.

Villain: I am tired of your bragging, prepare to meet your maker!

by Light Joker October 23, 2004

Mackenzie Woolley

Mackenzie Woolley is an extremely wise and intelligent woman. Don't be rough on Mackenzie, she is an extremely sensitive person and always sees the good in people. If you know a Mackenzie Woolley, you are a very lucky person. Make friends with her. She may seem shy, but once you get to really know her, she is a wonderful woman with a beautiful personality.

Don't underestimate Mackenzie Woolley's abilities.

by Possumfurr June 17, 2020

Trans Mackey

Trans Mackey is big beautiful trans woman. She is a public figure that speaks up against veganphobia, fatphobia, transphobia and oppressive cis straight white men. She has a wonderful soothing voice and has developed Mr. Mackey's "mmmkay" catchphrase.

Did you hear Trans Mackey give a talk on veganphobia last night? She is stunning and brave woman.

by MikeTheIncel July 4, 2021

mackenzie wellman

The name MacKenzie Wellman is owned by a mysterious creature who enjoys spending her free time browsing tumblr and playing internet games with her friends. She is also a pro singer with an amazing voice and is in no way dainty at all. AT ALL! MacKenzie Wellman is fun to talk to and is fun to have around and will improve whatever it is you are doing!

1. MacKenzie Wellman: I AM NOT DAINTY!!!!
2. MacKenzie Wellman: *sings a song like a pro*

by T2tP May 27, 2014

Red Mackerel

A obvious mistake made intentionally for your boss to discover. Making your boss feel useful and allowing other mistakes to go unnoticed.

Put a Red Mackerel in that report so we don’t have to redo the whole thing.

by Bob Greaton October 1, 2019

Face Maker

A Plastic Surgeon

Her Face Maker did a pretty good job on her nose. I hardly recognized her.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022