Macintosh

An operating system created by Apple, Inc. Has a very large fan base but an even larger hater group, mainly because it's basically the same as a Windows computer, except for it's "pretty" graphics, which frankly, isn't worth the extra hundreds of dollars.

Rick: Hey, what operating system do you use?

Gregory: Uh...uhm..oh yeah, a Macintosh!

Rick: Whats the point? Why not get a Windows for 300 dollars less?

Gregory: Because Mac is better!

Rick: They're exactly the same. Trust me, I have both. I wish I never bought the Mac.

Gregory: Well...it looks pretty!

by Rikco July 22, 2008

macintosh

A word which sets off something in people's minds which turns them into assholes.

Dude: Hey guys, I got one of them new Apple macintosh computers today.

Dude 2/random person (esp. on internet): *explodes, accuses Dude of being a liberal/hippie/faggot/all of the above*

Dude: ...

by HerrJazz January 3, 2009

Macintoss

Another name for an obsolete Mac, usually because you have to discard it so you can purchase another Mac in order to upgrade it's hardware components.

Person 1:I had to throw away my old Macintoss, because there is no way I can upgrade the hardware components.

Person 2: *Sigh* I guess the only time "It just works" is only for a year until you have to upgrade it.

by K. Yonan June 14, 2008

Magictoast

After a morning of steamy intercourse, A man or woman will offer to make breakfast and add a special something (Powered Roofie/Rohypnol) to the toast..thus making it "Magic" and granting them hours of unharnessed pleasure at the expense of their partner.

"I slipped her some Magictoast this morning-I'm done with her, YOU WANT SLOPPY SECONDS?"

by Charles my shoehorn January 23, 2007

macintosh

Macintosh was made by someone who thought they were very cool, but unfortunately made a pretty crap OS that cant run any good programs.

-Dosent work properly

by peeeee May 13, 2005

macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.

"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."

by joey July 15, 2008

macintosh

1. An expensive chunk of shiny metal and plastic.
2. An expensive paperweight

You paid $3000 for a Macintosh? I built a PC for $800 that can kick its ass and it STILL looks better.

by mikm July 28, 2008