Machete Punk

An indivisual associatied with the punk rock scene who is of
hispanic or latino descent.

Jorge Herrera is a widely known Machete punk
but would probably never address himself as one.

by Ruben B A July 26, 2007

spaghetti machete

A slang word for a skinny dick.

A long thin penis that knifes through vaginas.

"Yeah were going out tonight for italian...She's gonna eat the spaghetti machete."

by Italianstalion69 September 27, 2017

Machete

the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.

hey baby, let me show you my machete.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

machete

machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

machetera

a woman bearing arms from the mexican revolution, a dike

Era bien machetera la vieja.

by pepesport2003 December 20, 2009

Machete Mouth

1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.

2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.

Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?

Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!

Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!

by Johnny Hurts July 22, 2008

Machete Mouth

1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.

2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.

Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?

Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!

Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!

by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006