Cleat Macker

Someone who makes out with another person who had to shoot the boot earlier in the evening out of a cleat.

You totally made out with him after he drank out of a dirty, used cleat, you cleat macker!!!

by Cleat macker's friend February 18, 2010

Lick the mackerel

Drinking from the fury cup. Conducting oral sex with a female - often associated with female on female action.

Are you a lesbian? " No I'm afraid I don't lick the mackerel!"

by My Nit September 8, 2006

mackerel

An idiot, dickhead, mug etc

How are Chelsea better than Arsenal you fuckin Mackerel.

by The Dalai Longer November 12, 2004

holy mackerel

An interjection a white father exclaims when he is surprised, shocked, or even terrified.

Holy mackerel! Sam's Club is having a sale on Hamburger Helper!

by guysbeingdudes January 25, 2015

Mancer

A magical enthusiast attuned to a certain element.

"That Mancer just raped that warrior"

by Blayd April 23, 2005

mackeral

A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.

Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.

by Jack Da Rippa February 1, 2006

Mackerel Trawler

(1) A man who seeks out the least attractive female in any situation in the hope that he might score; (2) The married dude in your office that is always making plans with marginally good looking women and talking about it for weeks; (3) Buddy in a group of dudes that always takes on the anchor chick in a group of women to give his buddies a chance.

(1) "Adam wouldn't even talk to Shelly, who seemed to be into him. He went full Mackerel Trawler and took Abby home again. For fuck's sake, man."

(2) "Perkins went to lunch with Cindy again. Can you believe it?! What a fucking Mackerel Trawler. Now I'll have to hear about for fucking ever."

(3) "You see Kasley divert the Anchor's attention while I got her buddy's digits? Dude's all time."

by Jerome de Oaktown September 30, 2009