b&m broadband

Based on the UK store name b&m bargains, popular for being cheap and "jippo" saying someone has "b&m broadband" states they have a rubbish connection and a cheap internet,
mainly when playing on a video game and lagging.

rob: omg harry you have b&m broadband
harry: not my fault its lagging

by karok123 May 2, 2010

C I M B J

A cum in the mouth blow job.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a C I M B J.

by WesternFish September 24, 2009

N.I.M.B

Niggas In My Butthole

Sorry man I can’t talk rn I got N.I.M.B

by Damelcamel47 March 18, 2019

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

by I am cursed April 16, 2021

L.M.B.R

The title of the most Decorated blunt roller in your crew. Acronym for Lord Master Blunt Roller.

There can only be one L.M.B.R

by BearssFan August 5, 2010

i.m.m.b

a) normally stands for " I miss my baby or boo "

b) a new and improved acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking, according to me.

a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming,

"yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I'm going to a friend's house later.

father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it. Kodem koll, take off your raincoat, shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma November 30, 2014

H.M.B.

Acronym-High Maintenance Bitch

by Neil October 27, 2003