Hot Laps

When skiing or snowboarding, taking "hot laps" in the park involves flowing through the park quickly without stopping, riding right to the lift, and repeating. you can get much more park in this way. and its hella fun.

Well hurry up, cause were takin hot laps!

by bordr17 February 19, 2011

Loser laps

Driving around town trying to be cool because you have nothing better to do or youre showing off.

"Hey tom there's nothing to do."
"HEY! Lets go for some loser laps!"

by Katerina Katana August 2, 2006

Lapstone

noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.

Guy 1: (concerned) What's up, dude?
Guy 2: (grimacing, eyes watering)...lapstone...

by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009

lapsus mentis

(from Latin) A fun, but more polite and generally, highly acceptable, way of saying brain fart or cerebral flatulence.

David 1: "Oops, sorry, David I MEANT to say I'll hold the fence panel and you hammer the nail in (not screw it in). I think I just had a brain fart."
David 2 (seeming a bit shocked): "A what???"
David 1: "Cerebral flatulence."
David 2: (looking a little confused): "Eh?"
David 1: "A "lapsus mentis"."
David 2: (still looking a little puzzled but just getting it): "Oh!"

by LangFill May 18, 2017

happy laps

When one is in their car driving around the same block or up and down the same street to impress someone in their hotted up car (mainly the ladies)

Look at those nob heads doing happy laps!

by Mannydaman May 28, 2006

lapsnorkeler

n. one who performs oral sex, usually in a moving motor vehicle
v. the act of performig oral sex ie. lapsnorkeling

That bitch was a real lapsnorkeler, she blew me for the entire ride home.

by RD Sullivan September 24, 2005

lapstab

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

by Jared L September 12, 2005