lympathy

when a person w/ a minor injury limps around looking for sympathy or garnering attention.

That soccer player wasn't even touched but he's walking off the field in lympathy.

by tmdc December 17, 2010

lyophilise

French for "freeze-dried"

"J'aime les frites lyophilises"

by katan July 28, 2004

lmph

Little mrs. perfect housewife

Little mr. perfect husband

Girl 1: I think im going to go cook some rice, then clean
Girl 2: omg ur such a lmph

Boy 1: i just bought my wife a ring
Boy 2: why?
Boy 1: just cuz
Boy 2: ur such a lmph

by THElmph January 27, 2011

lumphead

a cat, feline

"Look at the cute lumphead purring in your lap"

by greenchester April 16, 2004

lymphicious

Anything that is classified as tight or vicious.

My nig that was vicious...

Naw youngin, that was lymphicious!

by Spencer Aubrey January 25, 2008

lymphandoria

a rare vine producing fruit in ancient egypt.

The pharoah's servants would usually pick the fruit off of the lymphandoria to feed the pharoah.

by Ancient Greek Truth November 18, 2009

Hopkins Lymphoma

Anything including a person, place, thing or event that is affected by hate and jealousy.

When a person who is so inflicted with hate and jealousy goes to Urban Dictionary and maliciously clicks on the "thumbs down" icon.

Oh man, look at all those thumbs down entries on my Urban Dictionary listing, my Urban Dictionary listing is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

My window is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma because it appears that my hater tossed a rock through the window.

The skate event was ruined by Hopkins Lymphoma when he showed up.

Look at that nasty response, this blog entry is suffering from Hopkins Lymphoma.

Internet trolls suffer from Hopkins Lymphoma.

by Bergen County Bombers August 5, 2011