Do we have and Lurch Tea?
by TheMonkey1369 November 19, 2009
A lurch describes a person who is socially inept. This can be with girls, guys, new people or all three. The degree of their lurcheyness is usually specified by an adjective with lurch commonly being the latter.
Examples of adding an adjective would be:
-Uber lurch
-Super lurch
The word lurch originates from the Adams family character Lurch. Lurch was known for looking like Frankenstein and also for making inarticulate moans as a way of talking.
Examples of adding an adjective would be:
-Uber lurch
-Super lurch
The word lurch originates from the Adams family character Lurch. Lurch was known for looking like Frankenstein and also for making inarticulate moans as a way of talking.
by solomonf August 11, 2009
To tell someone your lifes story or to talk to someone about any subject for long periods of time without their consent.
by MysticWolf118 March 02, 2012
a lyrical genius; king of the microphone;
having a captivating voice; making panties wet from speaking
a full time grinder; a real mother fucker
having a captivating voice; making panties wet from speaking
a full time grinder; a real mother fucker
by unclebukk April 22, 2011
The process in which a female is performing oral sex on a male and he begins to ejaculate; she proceeds to lunge forward in an attempt to bypass the mouth and get a straight shot of semen to the esophagus.
by Ratch Ratch September 22, 2013
According to Wikipedia: "Rush Limbaugh, soon joined by other conservative pundits, used the nickname Lurch to describe the tall and slim 2004 Democrat Presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts."
by WordWright April 24, 2011
An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.
Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!
by MAP123 May 07, 2014