Lurch

An Albanian tea leaf, very expensive and unique to Albania.

Do we have and Lurch Tea?

by TheMonkey1369 November 19, 2009

Lurch

A lurch describes a person who is socially inept. This can be with girls, guys, new people or all three. The degree of their lurcheyness is usually specified by an adjective with lurch commonly being the latter.

Examples of adding an adjective would be:

-Uber lurch
-Super lurch

The word lurch originates from the Adams family character Lurch. Lurch was known for looking like Frankenstein and also for making inarticulate moans as a way of talking.

-Look at the person over there sat quietly in the corner
-Haha what a lurch!

by solomonf August 11, 2009

Lurch

To tell someone your lifes story or to talk to someone about any subject for long periods of time without their consent.

Ryan lurched Carl on his first day of work.

by MysticWolf118 May 31, 2012

Lurch

a lyrical genius; king of the microphone;

having a captivating voice; making panties wet from speaking

a full time grinder; a real mother fucker

That emcee goes hard but he's no Lurch

by unclebukk May 13, 2011

Lurching

The process in which a female is performing oral sex on a male and he begins to ejaculate; she proceeds to lunge forward in an attempt to bypass the mouth and get a straight shot of semen to the esophagus.

"Jade's lurching skills are phenomenal. Didn't spill a drop."

by Ratch Ratch September 22, 2013

Lurch

According to Wikipedia: "Rush Limbaugh, soon joined by other conservative pundits, used the nickname Lurch to describe the tall and slim 2004 Democrat Presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts."

In 2004, Lurch was defeated by George W Bush

by WordWright May 14, 2011

eggy lurch

An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.

Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!

by MAP123 May 6, 2014