A boy that my friend is hopeless in love with. He may be a pain in the butt sometimes, but I'm sure she'll fix him. He enjoys teasing her from time to time, though she does not notice it. they are clearly made for each other but they don't wanna admit it. They will probably not end up together because they are both incredibly oblivious of their mutual love.
by purpulyam June 10, 2019
Get the lover boimug. That's not me is it? The weaponized schizophrenia? See, it's a problem when they do it to women, right? Is this not a problem? Yeah it is... You know you fucked up... Hey, I tried to warn you.
Hym "I'm watching Ben Shapiro's video on Andrew Tate's 'grift' and I noticed... That it's a complete an utter LIE. It's a lie. You accuse a guy of grifting... And then lie. Blatantly! If your critique of Andrew Tate... Does not involve me... You are lying. No mention of me. No mention of the 'lover boy method.' And then your whole team does a series of debates with a guy who is literally doing the same thing and he wife left him when she found out he wasn't Hym. You know you're lying. He's just doing my plan to become better than Joe Rogan. You know that. Gayve Jewben made a video about someone else being a grifter the same day. Everyone and their brother accuse the 2 of them of being grifters... Everything is a grift! Everyone is a grifter (apparently). It's madness! And then you're shilling for a government that is actively starving children! So you can even use the 'But Hym threatens kids!' The Jews are murdering them, actively! And you're defending them! No, it's- You're done. No 'don't mess with our kids' moment. I was right. Everyone but me was wrong. You should have done what I told you to do immediately. You should be doing what I'm telling you to do now. You lose. I win. I'm the better one. You're an idiot for trying to resist me. You should be holding your wive's legs open for me so I can fuck them with greater ease. I was the correct one all along. I could have saved you all but you wouldn't let me and now you look like a retarded bitch."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
Get the Lover boy methodmug. by SGill1202 September 3, 2021
Get the Certified Lover Boymug. by SGill1202 September 3, 2021
Get the Certified Lover Boymug. by braids36 December 7, 2020
Get the smexy lover boymug. A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hot bitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.
Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.
by certifiedboylover August 24, 2022
Get the certified boy lovermug. by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
Get the Boy loversmug.