louser

1. A lousy loser.

2. Someone who catches lice (like a fisherman except with lice)

Man! Terrance is such a louser. He's always braiding his hair in Robotics club.

by iawditn9494 April 21, 2008

looseassrun

the run a woman makes to the toilette after a good long ass pounding.

She did the looseassrun last night and I laughed like hell

by stevo420 July 15, 2006

louser

a louser (think houser but with a L) is someone who spends free time doing fuck all. this someone or someones could be doing Something, but that something is actually a meangless waste of time. the someone in question, has no life, no hobbies that matter and is hardly ever productive. lousers may think they help, just by being in the room, but in fact they do not.

nana what are you doing?
playing free cell.
tata what are you doing?
playing solitaire.
jeez! you guys are fucking lousers!

by tassh March 20, 2008

lousiana lazy boy

a human of the male gender is deficating in the toilet whilst making a human of the female gender perform oral sex on his member.

sherry i just gave my boyfriend a lousiana lazy boy, it was so romantic.

by the infamous bandit of sex November 5, 2004

louse

An attorney who does not represent his/her client well.

Seth did not show up for a meeting with his client, he sure is a louse.

by Joojy August 11, 2005

Lousiana Purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

losea

Another way of saying loser Say it to a total gay loser.

"Hey you gay losea!"

by Jai December 10, 2003