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Tune A Loon

A sex act when someone shoves 2 loonies up your ass or vagina
Jerry: MOMMY I MISSED THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! Mom: it’s ok son, can I use those loonies for a Tune A Loon?
by PandaJizz42 June 20, 2023
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Lava Loon

Lava Loon is a strategy from the Mobile game Clash Royale. Lava Loon is when you spread out your opponents ass cheeks by using the cards lava hound and balloon. This combo of cards is commonly known as gay rape.
This man is using lava loon. I might as well bend over.
by handledaddy June 25, 2021
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Looning

Looning - the way HIPPIES wander about in an aimless way, talking hippie nonsense and making strange movements and poses. Also is related to LOONS, the very wide bottomed flares hippies still wear even now. also related to LUNATIC and LOONY, as they appear demented to humans.
"Hey man , do you feel like going out Looning? "

"Look at those hippies! they're really looning!"
by Dud Fivers December 5, 2013
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Loon Mountain

Hey lets go to Loon Mountain so we can have fun.
by Sawnayp December 23, 2008
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Loon Out

To lose your fuckin mind. Simply put, whooping ass.
This person kept calling my house, asking for someone who wasn't there. I told them the next time they call I'm going to loon out on they asses.
by jabbo_ross June 23, 2009
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boop the loon

A great Canadian euphemism for solo masturbation, or the act of pleasuring someone else.
Jack: What did ya get up to today, bud?
Fred: Oh, yenno! I woke up early, had to boop the loon, throw myself together, smoke a dart and then head off to work!

Or

Jack: So, what did you do with Maggie the other night?
Fred: Well, as the good gent that I am, I spent an hour or so booping her loon, then afterwards we went for a rip to Timmies, grabbed a box of Timbits and we sat down and ate them on the chesterfield watching the hockey game.
by golfdaddy69 March 14, 2019
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Crazy Loon

One who is seriously crazy or deranged (needs assistance as soon as possible).
Person 1: "Wow that guy is wearing clothes..."
Person 2: "What a crazy loon!"
by Angry Salamander October 20, 2005
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