A board originally meant to emulate the feeling of surfing on land. Typically longer than a normal skateboard, but not necessarily. Longboards are for people who want a smooth, chill ride. Also, they are fantastic means of transportation in urban areas where bikes are inconvenient and commonly get stolen. They are far superior to normal skateboards, which offer much less control and a much bumpier ride.
Skateboarder: Dude, just pulled some kickflip 720 grind spins back at the park on my skateboard.
Longboarder: That's very nice man. I just enjoyed the warm rays and calming breeze on the way over here on my longboard.
Longboarder: That's very nice man. I just enjoyed the warm rays and calming breeze on the way over here on my longboard.
by MitKet January 11, 2011
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by Justin Timberlake the II Cumin February 8, 2009
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When the star of a movie or television series who was oringinally fat, losses weight between movies or television seasons.
" Hey, have you seen the new series of 'Drake and Josh' ?"
" Yeah, that Josh kid isn't fat anymore !"
" I know, i think he got longbottoms disease between seasons"
" Yeah, that Josh kid isn't fat anymore !"
" I know, i think he got longbottoms disease between seasons"
by JamaicanBacon'93 July 15, 2009
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Matthew Lewis: Yea, I'm really glad I lost the baby fat and can pick up chicks now.
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by HollyNoGoLightly January 13, 2016
Get the Longbottomed mug.A board made of multiple plys of many kinds of wood, it has wide trucks and big wheels. The Longboard will put all eyes on you. People will be brought to their knees from sheer awesomeness. You will wake up and be recognized as a God/Goddess. To ride the Longboard is to rule the World.
You: So yeah I was riding to work on my Longboard when-
Friends: What!? Oh My God. You have a Longboard! I wish I was as amazing as you. You complete this world, my king! *Friend weeps*
Friends: What!? Oh My God. You have a Longboard! I wish I was as amazing as you. You complete this world, my king! *Friend weeps*
by DJNanch February 3, 2013
Get the Longboard mug.Like a cross between surfing and skateboarding, but 10 times as kickass, longboarding involves a long board from 30' to 49' long, on average. Longboarding down big hills can put you at 50 MPH, and falling will be really bloody. Carving is the main movement in longboarding, and involves leaning to turn and slow down while bombing a hill.
Im goin skateboarding after school. you in?
Fuck that! longboarding is for the real bad asses
No way, skateboarding you can do tricks! longboarding is gay. you have to stay on the ground
hey, the smaller your baord, the smaller your dick. And talk to me when youve done fifly miles an hour on your microdick of a board
Fuck that! longboarding is for the real bad asses
No way, skateboarding you can do tricks! longboarding is gay. you have to stay on the ground
hey, the smaller your baord, the smaller your dick. And talk to me when youve done fifly miles an hour on your microdick of a board
by Concrete Kahuna May 2, 2011
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by Richard Cloutier December 28, 2011
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