Ironic Lolicon
Ironic Lolicon by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh September 30, 2022
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Lord Lolicon
The one true God. Master of the guide to true redemption. The one who will save us when Armageddon is upon us.
(Friend): Hey! I’ve decided to follow the teachings of Lord Lolicon.
(Me): May our Lord bless and save you.
(Me): May our Lord bless and save you.
Lord Lolicon by Armintard bf February 14, 2021
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ironic lolicon
A pedophile who tries to fap to lolis out of desperation. Can easily be spotted by their hatred of any lolis over 12 years old.
ironic lolicon by anonymous February 5, 2022
Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
Chronic Lolicon Syndrome by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
Shotacon/Lolicon
The existence of "shotacons" and "lolicons" dates back to the Second World War, when Hitler was wiping society of the people he considered subhuman. He deemed the shotacons/lolicons subhuman because of their mental and physical delays due to them being severely inbred and overweight. The shotacons/lolicons were sent to the gas chambers, but the Nazis didn't have enough time to gas them all because of how diabolically obese they were; multiple of them didn't fit inside the gas chambers. Today, shotacons/lolicons always wine and compare themselves to those who suffered under the Nazis during the Second World War. Also; the majority of shotacons/lolicons honour their inbred ancestry by stroking their shit to incest hentai and fanfiction.
The springs of the mattress collapsed under the lolicon/shotacon's great mass, "holy shit!" Their mother cried, "when will you free me from this hell and go lose some weight?" She asked. "Not now mom, I'm gooning to lolis and shotas." Replied the shotacon/lolicon.
Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.
And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.
Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.
And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.
Shotacon/Lolicon by Valk88 December 3, 2025
Lolicore
A musical genre associate with speedcore, noise and hardcore techno in general. Almost always associate with disturbing humor and provocative lyrics.
- Dude, is something wrong with your speakers ? What's that noise ?
- Nothing, I'm just listening to some Lolicore
- Nothing, I'm just listening to some Lolicore