Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.

That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.

by Meester K. August 12, 2014

Lodkingdom

A great Gamer. He likes to play minecraft.

Lodkingdom is Wise

by The lover of Tree August 13, 2020

Lording the Ring

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

by The Maxibator May 5, 2010

loading-the-dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

loading

Squirting semen from your dick

She slapped me for loading on her face, but it was the perfect way to break up with her.

by yep i said it February 7, 2012

Loading

The word of absolute frustration, especially when you got a Windows 90 at home.
This word also refers to any idiots using a day to think of what is 1+1.

Loading, please wait...

by Nilsomething October 1, 2020

Loading simulator

Grand Theft Auto V, since it always feraking loads literally. That's the whole point.

1
A: Hey bro, shall we play some GTA five?
B: Nah bruh, it's a bloody Loading simulator. I want get some sleep tonight.

2
"Dude! Let's see who's gonna win in GTA V today!"

<10 hours later>

*exhausted growling*
"Why we'll still here? Just to suffer... -"
"Wow! I won my dude! It finally loaded! Oh, come on! I've been killed by some snap crackle pop on an opressor!!"

by Sir Wenceslas 🕊 November 24, 2020