lizzo

A black hole that sucks in all the chicken from the edges and the ends of the world. Once Lizzo has reached her limits she will turn to a dark entity that will consume anything and everything from all the corners of the universe, ending all life from the farthest reaches of the existance itself

"oh no my chicken is gone!!"
"wait is that a lizzo in the sky?!!"

by كس بلدي الساخنة December 7, 2023

lizzo paradox

The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty

Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"

Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox

by Coaker 12378765432 December 10, 2023

Lizzo

A drug for fat people who can't afford Ozempic. Instead of making you lose weight, listening to Lizzy makes you feel better about being fat.

Doctor: "If Ozempic is too expensive for you I can prescribe you Lizzo instead."

by awesomeMB9 August 2, 2025

Droppin' a lizzo

Another way of saying you're going No. 2, or dropping a "load" in the toilet.

Dude 1: "My girl's droppin' a lizzo (or load) in the bizzo (or bathroom) before we gizzo (or go).
Dude 2: "Fo rizzo (or real)?"
Dude 1: "Fo rizzo!"

by EdMyerR September 16, 2023

Lizzo

A unit of measure.
1 Lizzo is equal to 350 pounds or
158.757 kilograms.

That guy just deadlifted 3 Lizzos with no belt!

by El Diablo 69420 May 13, 2024

Lizzo

Lizzo is a type A grade threat to our society we do not know when she finishes her all you can eat buffet but when she does you got to bee prepared she can easily kill you with just the sheer weight of her by simply sitting on you. This move is siple but effective to fend of this watermelon eating monstrosity you need to have these three things a bucket of kfc, a 10 mile radius hole and some sick looking running shoes. Step 1. When lizzo approaches you she will try to get the kfc bucket but you take it and use you're sick ass shoes and out runs her to the hole this is thee part where you unfortunately need to jump in thee hole killing you butt savingg everyone eles when izzo tries to get to the kfc and she has t-rex arms so shes going to die.

-Lizzo is fat.

-Not fatter than you.

by Catspammer9 March 18, 2024

Lizzo

To take a large dump in someone's toilet and not flush .

After the party I went to use my toilet and someone left a Lizzo in it .

I went to use the mans room at home Depot and someone left a Lizzo in every stall.

by B_radikulous March 31, 2024