Lightsabering

Jerking off in subzero temperatures and ejaculating. The cum will freeze solid while still being partway inside the urethra, hopefully into and icicle shape. It is then used as a weapon.

Dude, I was totally Lightsabering some guy during my trip to Antarctica.

by hitlerdidnothingwrong9/11 July 31, 2014

lightsaber

A woman's self pleasure device, a dildo

Joe tore apart his girlfriend's room, searching for her hidden lightsaber

by Narf Daddy July 26, 2005

Lightsaber

When a man shoves a glow stick up his urethra, and turns off the lights, so his erect penis will glow like a lightsaber.

I gave my man a lightsaber last night.

by awmm June 29, 2015

lightsaber

The ultimate anal raping tool.

Obi-Wan: Christ...Jar Jar, turn around, would you?

Jar Jar: Yessa Obi!

Jar Jar turns around. Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber. Blue flash, sizzles, Gungan screams.

Obi-Wan: This is for the Republic!

by Slufa July 13, 2007

Lightsaber Fight

When two men wear glow-in-the-dark condoms, and violently hit their penises together, whilst one yells "I am your father"

I'm not gay, but when Kyle puts a few vodka shots in me, I can't help but get in a lightsaber fight with him.

by Bonnie Rotten June 27, 2015

lightsaber

according to the Star Wars "the Essential guide to Weapons and Technology" the lightsaber is a melee weapon which emitts a tight parallel beam that is a closed energy loop

Star Wars and Star Trek are both cool, just different.

by Glaiven June 24, 2003

lightsaber

Weapon used by a civilization so advanced that it colonized space, but so primitive that it couldn't figure out that a small-calibre handgun works a million times better.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003