Levitation

Levitation means when someone is floating. For example, a balloon.

Levitation is impossible. Only balloons can do that!

by Carpic November 2, 2018

the levitating nasty

the act of one man sitting on a glass table deficating, and rubbing his buttucks in the feces while a women lays under said table, making it seem that the feces is levitating over said woman.

Kevin - hey Brandon, remember when hanah wanted you to do the levitating nasty to her...

Brandon - Eeeww yeah, but i tried to forget...

by scode faced kraut May 14, 2010

Leviticus

A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.

A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27

Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.

by Barjahamoligadonkya March 1, 2011

levit

an amazing spiritual person whos accepting and doesn't judge, and a bad ass bitch who can ride a dick like a stallion

the baddest bitch in the whole school was named Levit

by secret person 72662 August 3, 2016

Levittown (New York)

Like the Wantagh Indians said, "Levittown (an indian word) means 'Land With No Basements.'"

Q - Got a rumpus room?
A - Nope, I live in Levittown (New York).

Or

Q - Have you any extra storage downstairs?
A - No. There is no "downstairs," I live in Levittown (New York).

by The REAL Bambino December 15, 2010

levitate

to steal. to take without permission.

Man, why you tryin' to levitate my fries?

I can't believe they levitated my T.V!

by Flippy Jr. June 5, 2005

Levitating

Levitating, song by dua lipa that is strangely addicting. The song is so bad that It’s good. the beat is guaranteed to put u in a good mood. People say the song has crack in it cause it’s just that good.

Left foot, right foot, levitating.

by Sebastian Stan Stan April 19, 2021