football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B

Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.

by Caduceus April 18, 2023

driving lessons

It's like that thing where you, like, learn how to drive 'n' stuff, y'know ?

"I got driving lessons today"

by The one and only Soffa July 22, 2022

lesson 6

sex and drugs always help

dude 1: Yo, I’ve been feelin’ really depressed lately

dude 2: Man, you just gotta follow lesson 6

by gshsbushsha November 4, 2018

German Lessons

A useless and garbage lesson

Fuck we have our german lessons now. Im doing my fuck german homework now

by Touranfan06 April 15, 2021

Sociology lesson

Any lesson that you have where you just sit around and do fuck all. The teacher don't give a fuck and neither do you. You know you will fail your exams but you just couldnt give a Fucking Toss

Fred: Lets have a chilli eating contest!
Paul: Yeah that sounds great. Another typical Sociology lesson
Fred: The teacher would rather have a smoke so lets just do what we want
Paul: Yeah alright, cool.

Fred: Drink this coke with the chilli's in it for £2.50
Paul: Done, someone record my expression
Fred: Sweet, this shit is going on facebook
Paul: What about Mr M***e
Fred: Fuck M***e

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010

Lesson 53

Reference to Content Creator Ranboo's lore on the DreamSMP.

A set of rules pops up on the screen through out his lore stream, one of them being Lesson 53 aka Never Fully Trust Anyone.

Lesson 53: Never Fully Trust Anyone.

by OliveClaw May 18, 2021

French Lessons

A slang term for making out (French kissing), used to describe it in a discreet manner.

A: Sorry I'm late, I was doing some French lessons with Katie in the parking lot.
B: Oh cool, what words did you learn?
A: Words?

by drjuiceboy April 1, 2022