Lemons

A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.

Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.

by Clone394 June 5, 2011

Lemon

1. That which must be worshiped

2. A sexy and highly addictive thing to lick

3. That which many humans are extremely unworthy of

All hail the mighty lemon!

by iLoveLemons October 1, 2008

Lemon

A lesbian. A female who drinketh from the furry cup. A bean flicker. A rug muncher.

That bitch just tried to feel my flange up. I reckon she's a full on Lemon.

by Marlowe March 18, 2003

Lemons

Hard Core Sex ((Level 5))

Also used in Anime Fan-fic, but can apply elsewhere

My roomate heard me and my girlfriend groaning really loud from our lemons, so he yelled

"Drink that Lemonade!"

by LemonadeforDays January 30, 2012

Lemon's

Lemon's is a descriptive word used to describe the drug MDMA. Sucking on lemons describes a person on MDMA, and the facial expressions that comes with the effects of the drug.

1. "Hey man your sucking on lemon's hard tonight aren't you?"
2. "We need to grab some lemon's for tonight"
3. "DUDE! i'm sucking on way to many lemon's tonight"
4. "you look like theres concentrated citrus in your mouth, you did way to many lemon's hahah"

by viggy1991 November 27, 2010

Lemon

Term originating in London, referring to high-grade skunk (hydroponically-cultivated marijuana). Describes hydro that is 'above average' in terms of potency/quality. Widely used term in UK Grime music.

'This shit is the lemon!'

or...

'My man's got the lemon!'.

by Cunny Linguist July 7, 2008

Lemon

Just a word for Marijuana or a type of it.

"I'm choonged coz I've been bunning too much lemon"

by Rezadamus May 6, 2005