launching pads

A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.

Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.

by AEI December 29, 2008

the rocket launcher

A sex act involving a woman putting her finger in your ass while giving you a blowjob.

My girl gave me the rocket launcher yesterday, does that make me gay?

by Jawn-E-Sway July 15, 2010

a nigga with a rocket launcher

a nigga with a rocket launcher

a nigga with a rocket launcher came in HAT and 1 tapped my ass but AY i never give up so i CAME BACK with a left HOOK to the FACE and then he 1 tapped my kid so then i said YEET started FUCKIN MY dead KID shit felt so FUCKING good holy SHIT i still have flashbacks of that bitch staight HOGGIN that dick fuckin gobbling that shit fuck fuck fuck so then i rolled up back to the nigga with a rocket launcher (he 1 tapped me again) BUT THEN I GOT RESSED so i came back started fucking PICKAXIN THIS NIGGA i took his fuckin rocket launcher SHOT THAT BITCH BACK and 1 tapped him BUT THEN he gets back up and RUNS like a nigger would so i fuckin GOT MY SNIPER OUT BOOM 300M HEADSHOT NOSCOPE (ez clip) he never came back

by sl0osh May 6, 2019

launching a sea pickle

Defecating,or taking a shit

Charlie: Hurry up dude, we are going to be late for happy hour

Jamie: Dude, give me a minute I am launching a sea pickle

by William Brennan December 22, 2006

yogurt launcher

U.S. Army term for the human penis

I'll get a pack of blank adapters for my six inch yogurt launcher at the PX before my date with Suzy.

by C.C. Black December 2, 2007

launch a torpedo

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!

Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!

by errrizzzzle October 17, 2007

pepto launcher

A penis having the ability to ejaculate seminal fluid at such an immense speed, amount and hydraulic pressure as to literally tear the inner walls of the urethra to shreds, allowing the semen to mix with the blood of the erected shaft, giving the cum a similar look and viscosity to the diarrhea medication, Pepto Bismol

Lindsay: you let Damien cum in you??

Ashley: he said It was his first time! I didn’t know he had a pepto launcher!
Lindsay: is that what that pink shit on yo sheets is??

by Strawhatrain August 30, 2019