Laton

(Noun) Another word for an orgasm. Pronounced Lay-ton. Sounds like Satan with an L.

Girl: That guy gave the best Laton I've ever had. I squirted!!

by TheSatanPogo December 30, 2014

Latino Meat Shank

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.

John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.

by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Lotion

To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.

John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her

by FAMZINHO July 4, 2016

Latin

the language of ancient Rome and the Roman Empire

Hey, hola vass! Do you speak Latin?

by yorrick hunt May 23, 2008

Lotionize

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion

"You need to lotionize your hands."

by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017

Latina Lunes

The day of the week that men take time to appreciate the presence of latin women. Derived from the Spanish word for Monday and the word for a person of hispanic descent. Celebrated every monday.

Person 1: I can’t wait for Latina Lunes.
Person 2: Me too bro. I think I’m going to finally ask Lucina out.
Person 1: I think I’ll just get off to a hispanic pornstar this week.

by Cometoafrica October 28, 2019