by PMax February 10, 2008
lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.
Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.
by Lipgloss Arsonist October 06, 2005
by cee gee October 13, 2004
An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.
by AllyLeAnne October 22, 2009
Manteca California, located in the Central Valley of NorCal. "The 209"
Manteca is Spanish means Lard, therefore local teenagers refer the Small City as "Lard Town"
Manteca is Spanish means Lard, therefore local teenagers refer the Small City as "Lard Town"
by JOFAmous June 30, 2016
by migger jones February 06, 2023
1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.
2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.
3. Someone who has a fat ass.
2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.
3. Someone who has a fat ass.
by MSF69 March 26, 2007