lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax January 11, 2009

lard-ass

lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.

Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.

by Lipgloss Arsonist October 5, 2005

tub of lard

a really fat person who looks nasty and oily

cee bee is such a tub of lard

by cee gee October 13, 2004

Lard gargler

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.

"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"

by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

Lard Town

Manteca California, located in the Central Valley of NorCal. "The 209"
Manteca is Spanish means Lard, therefore local teenagers refer the Small City as "Lard Town"

"Nobody sidewalk surfs like Jay Buscuits! He's The Lord of Lard Town!"

by JOFAmous June 30, 2016

lard jones

zoophile

this man likes animals he is a lard jones

by migger jones February 5, 2023

Lard-ass

1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.

Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!

by MSF69 March 31, 2007