Lappies

Lappies; Lappys; Lappiez; Lapper; Lappee:

The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)

The fuck is Mike doing? Is he!?!? He is! That sumbich fagot is giving Lappies!!!

by Mega Hemroids October 28, 2021

Lappy

A short form for a laptop. Used a lot by casual people.

Alright, do you wanna come and fix up my Lappy

by Renu18 June 18, 2021

Tappy Lappy

To move quickly usually due to excitement or joy

Use similar to that of (post haste)

(English slang maybe I'm not really sure)

Not commonly used anymore

Dave: you haven't slept in two days you best get to sleep
John: yea I'm nackered I'm off to bed tappy lappy

by IronBlimp July 22, 2025

Lappy Meal

Slang for eating pussy.

Eat that pussy like a happy meal, that’s called Lappy Meal.

by CustomHydroGaming January 27, 2026