sumbich 

The two syllable version of "son of a bitch". Most often used by backwater rednecks who would actually spell it "sumbich".

Normal Human: "Tell that son of a bitch to get out of here immediately."

Redneck: "Tell at sumbich ta get ome for sumpin bad appen to im."

sumbich by Johnnyonthemfspot August 1, 2011

sumbitch 

Lazy redneck slang for son of a bitch. Rednecks are just to lazy to say the entire phrase, "son of a bitch".

Hey Pa, thar a goes that thar sumbitch! Lets go git heem, Jr.!

sumbitch by Dude Grease October 5, 2006

summich 

Like a sammich, only it refers to subs.

Angeal was being an overly-sensative twunt, and ignored me when I said I was hungry for a tasty summich.

summich by Semedi July 1, 2006

sumbitchin

One degree of profanity lower than "motherfuckin".

"That sumbitchin asshole, just stole my cigarette lighter!"

sumbitchin by dougsmet February 22, 2014

sambich

sam-bich (suh-am-bih-ch)

-noun
1. bitches just for making sammiches
2. personal bitch just for making sandwiches

"Hey Bob, can you tell your sambich to make me a sammich too?"

sambich by t3h_h0tsauce October 8, 2009

dumb sumbitch 

a dumb sumbitch is usually an individual who dip lays the characteristics of a so called "red neck." This person will speak or act with no real realization of what they are saying or doing. The person does not think on the level of that of normal people. They will be seen doing ludicrous acts of stupidity. This person is likely to be named Kyle Hodgkinson.

That kid just chased a deer on the side of the road, he is such a DUMB SUMBITCH!!!

Listen hear ya dumb sumbitch!!

dumb sumbitch by dsb12345 October 20, 2010

Sumbitch 

Term of derision, originally created and used by Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit.

You sumbitch

Sumbitch by Spaceman 11 October 17, 2008