turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water

"look at that turd lapper"

by AJR1960 September 14, 2007

load lapper

A woman that becomes obsessed with swallowing any form of semen. Upon the sight or knoledge of semen within 5-10 meters, the " load lapper" becomes enraged with ingesting all matter in the quickest time possible.

this load lapper drained my penis of cum like a empty tube of tooth paste.

by sol harvey rosenberg July 29, 2009

First rate cunt lapper

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”

Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!

by Benedicte December 29, 2010

Lapper Colony

An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.

He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony

by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025

Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022