premium laptop

Someone who is an absolute weapon and should be avoided at all costs

*Reuben dabs*
*Luke whips*
*Lucas* you two are absolute premium laptops

by Longdong11 September 24, 2017

Dell Laptop

Dell Inspiron. The Dell Inspiron (/ˈɪnspɪrɒn/ IN-spirr-on, stylized as inspiron) is a computer product line produced by Dell as a range of affordable laptop computers, desktop computers and all-in-one computers.

Wow, let's buy a Dell Laptop!!!

by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019

Laptop

A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

i love my laptop, it's mobile porn

by arman patatanyan September 28, 2013

Lapel Pin Patriot

Scoundrel whose last refuge consists of wearing the flag on his sleeve.

Lapel Pin Patriot stood up in Congress to denounce opponents of the Patriot Act.

by Robert Tartell May 15, 2008

Laeth

A rare arabic name, very uncommon throughout america, loosely translated means "little lion". "Laeth" is usually a long, tan, and handsome male. (aka;tyrannosaurus sex) Anyone bestowed the title of "Laeth" is a damn stallion in the sack, so dont hesitate to get all up on that dick!

"hey did guys you hear about what laeth did?!"
"just rumors, why what did he do?"
"he snuck into your house and fucked your mother so hard she pooped on the floor!"
"again?"

by thetanhankity July 22, 2012

lametown

Something blantantly idiotic or uncool. Can he used as an adjective, a noun OR metaphorically.

1) That party was so lametown.
2) Way to take a trip to lametown, John.
3) A: Your mom is like the mayor of lametown. B: Oh yeah, why don't you go back to your condo in Lametown Heights?

by whar2007 December 15, 2008

lapelt

The freshly licked fur of a cat or an animal with similar softness.

I like lapelt so much, it is so soft I wish to take it home.

by heiOana92 October 12, 2011